“Most likely to cycle through 5 outfits in a single day”

The only thing I love more than the clothes on my body are the eclectically hand-designed, carved and glazed mugs holding my rum-based drinks. +10 if said drink contains a tiny umbrella.

It’s true. I collect tiki mugs. You caught me.

I’ve been told it’s good to have a hobby. I like to be good, so I’ve got a few. They range from producing a podcast where I investigate the choices people make when getting dressed in the morning to maintaining a small Etsy business selling handmade accessories to aid ladies (and gents!) all over live their best lives.

I believe you can punctuate an outfit with a good statement. I have an unusually soft spot for earrings.

My left ear wishes this weren’t true.

I’ve spent the last five years fully immersed in the digital world - all over it. I started my career as a freelance agent, working remotely with brands who were interested primarily in using social as a sales tool. I’ve also worked as the fully operational, in-house social media team (of one) for a major fashion brand. At your grandfather’s favorite beer, I got to expand my digital knowledge and use my prior experience in fashion to help develop a DTC merchandise strategy (I even made beer can slippers, maybe that’s my apex accomplishment and I should quit now). Most recently, I directed the creation of comics to help sell board games.

I’ve expanded my digital marketing knowledge gained through years of social experience and fused it with my role in the marketing team. I dream in analytics; I measure time in quarterly reports; I eat brand strategies for breakfast. I evaluate life choices based on YoY reports. I’ve legally changed my middle name to CRM. Just kidding.

Or am I?